Tuesday, July 22, 2008

GnomeNappers Terrorize Hometown

Poor, Poor Blossom

The first message:
"Right now he is being cared for, but if we don't get the cup and the bush then things could be bad for Blossom" 
Some cup (???) and "a shrubbery" were their demands.

The Second message
"Make a good choice--for the gnome's sake!!"

Many of you saw my previous post about my darling gnomes.  You will notice that they were all smiling and happy.  Unfortunately, one of my gnomes has fallen prey to a HEINOUS CRIME.  He was abducted from his home among the moss (yes, fine, there was a weed or two nearby) in our yard--TAKEN FROM ALL HE KNOWS AND THOSE WHO LOVE HIM to a place that can only be described as hell on earth (with a different kind of weed, clearly).  We first received a ransom note.  Not believing that anyone could be so cruel, we asked for confirmation that it was actually OUR gnome.  The pictures above confirm our worst fears.  Our gnome is in the hands of n'er-do-wells.    The messages we received are shown under the photos.  I will soon expose the identities of the gnomenappers, so be sure to check back in a day or two.

2 comments:

Jason said...

So...I hear you're done in Russia, quit Nu Skin, and now look what happened to you!

RENCHERD said...

It would appear that the Perpetrator of the original crime that drove the nappers to act (the former Rencher) was demonstrating traits inherited from her mother's side of the family.