Not so old after all?

Here I am at the ward Christmas party. Its the middle of the prayer, and my friend Jen is "poking" me. I am snickering uncontrollably, finally having to hold my nose so I don't make noise. Obviously Mike is not behaving very reverently either, because he is the one taking the picture. SHAME ON US!

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HEY PEOPLE!!

If you are "nervous" or "concerned" about driving in the snow, STAY HOME! If you don't have the temerity to exceed 15MPH in your LEXUS SUV with a little slush on the street, Target can wait--STAY HOME! If you can't tell the lane from the curb, and think you should just "follow" the tracks" of the car in front of you (never mind that it is coming TOWARDS you), then might I suggest that you STAY HOME? And FINALLY, if you get stuck EVERY TIME you drop your kids off at the front door of the elementary school, blocking 100 other cars with 4-wheel-drive, then maybe your little DARLINGS can brave the 10-yard walk from the parking lot or even from the street, and you can SPARE US ALL the 30 minute wait while you, still in your slippers and robe, wait for enough of us poor IDIOTS in shoes to push your minivan off the ice.